Kanan in Florida: A Crocodile at a Gator Rally

Florida seems like one of those states that everyone has been to at least once or twice, like California, but I had never been so it was a must stop for Kanan Across America!  I wanted to tour the whole state, but I only managed to check out the northern, redneck part of the state; I saved the douchy, southern part of the state for a later date.

My first stop was Jacksonville, home of Tim Tebow.  It was raining pretty heavily, unfortunately, so I didn't do much touring; I did have a pleasant stay at a Red Roof Inn.

A reconnaissance mission to The Swamp was in order.  I had to tap into all of my mad spy skillz to infiltrate Urban Meyer's evil lair, but in the end I would be ready to take on the mighty Gators at the BCS National Championship Game!  Of course, they forgot to make it...

Eventually, I would finally find out the source...

...But I was compelled by their philosophies!

At the end of the day, I realized they're not so bad!

Tallahassee was my next stop, where I toured the Florida State campus.  I wanted to make a funny and refer to Florida St. as Florida A&M, but much to my chagrin, there's actually one of those in Tallahassee :(  FSU has, by far the coolest collection of statues around its football field!

After a hot and humid night at a Florida rest stop, I got to welcome the next day in Pensacola Beach, I had the whole beach to myself, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!

 

The Sun never did show up during my stay in the Sunshine State, to be continued?

Your American Hero,
-AK